2.11.05

Wind power problems

Windmills could be slowing down the weather according to research by the Adenews Hyper Environment Labs published today.
"Inevitably wind turbines slow the air flow locally," said Prof E Terol. "But our findings show that if there are enough turbines, the whole weather system will slow down. Already we can detect the weather arriving 2.38 seconds late in the UK. Our models show that if there were 20,000 turbines the weather would be four days late."
The pro-wind lobby has criticised the research as "invalid" and "unhelpful".
"Even if these findings are true, it does not mean we should abandon this valuable sustainable resource," said Don Keoty of Wind for the Twenty First Century and Beyond. "At worse we will have to periodically put our calendars back, as we do at the moment with our clocks."
But Mrs Sacha Panxo of pressure group Not Small-minded for Nothing commented: "No-one wants to be eating Christmas pudding in July. These monstrosities must be torn down now, while there is still time."